OXYMORONS (Nowthen) - Brain Expanders

Oxymorons are self-conflicting or self-cancelling combinations of words. They are often humorous, brief, thought-provoking (associatively) and memorable. They also help stimulate our mind's ability to freely associate and visualize with greater speed and clarity. They stimulate imagination and creativity. What's more, they're great fun at parties.

We've all heard these: JUMBO SHRIMP, AUTHENTIC REPLICA, MILITARY INTELLIGENCE, HELPFUL CIVIL SERVANT and THE WAR ON TERRORISM (more obscure, but a bit more through-provoking in terms of semantics and shades of meaning).

With the following list, read each one aloud in your mind, and when you've finished, visualize the conflicting physical images. Then:

1) See how many of them you can easily remember;

2) See how many you can remember in the sequence in which they are presented. Incidentally, this is my collection of the best of the worst of these creatures:

Stretch those neurons....let them reach out and touch one another! Here we go:

A CAPPELLA WITH MUSIC

A FINE MESS

A FOOT AHEAD

A LITTLE BIG

ABSOLUTELY UNSURE

ABUNDANT POVERTY

ACCURATE ESTIMATE

ACTIVE NEUTRALITY

ACTUAL REENACTMENT

ACUTE APATHY

ALMOST EXACTLY

ALONE TOGETHER

ALTOGETHER SEPARATE

ALUMINUM BOTTLE

ANARCHY RULES

APPARENTLY INVISIBLE

APPEAR INVISIBLE

APPEARANCE HEARING

ATHEISTIC THEOCRACY

AUNT JEMIMA LIGHT

Try the above (and we're only in the "A" category!) and work this exercise. You will
find it invigorating. I could have provided you with a far longer list, but my friend Eric always tells me that "less is more." To me, this is a blinding flash of the obvious [ahem].

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